Tuesday, March 24, 2015

The Best Cruz?



Ted Cruz: Senator from Texas. First official 2016 Republican nominee for President. Born in Canada. His father is from Cuba. Known for involvement with the Tea Party and is too extreme for even the Republican party.

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"Imagine" me as president

Nelson Cruz: Outfielder on the Mariners. Got caught for PEDs at the end of 2013, signed a one-year pillow contract with the Orioles and slugged 40 homers earning him a $57 million deal with the Mariners. Known for bad defense (especially in the World Series), homers, PEDs and the nonchalance-ness that front offices show for getting caught.

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I got it!

Penelope Cruz: Spanish actress. Known for her assets, involvement with Tom Cruise and now Javier Bardem and a slew of good but not great movies. Sahara was fun though. 
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I upgraded to Bardem from Cruise. #winning

Victor Cruz: Wide Receiver on the Giants who unfortunately tore his patellar tendon last year. Known for catching Eli Manning bombs and salsa dancing immediately after. 

Can Odell do this?
So, I'll let you decide - who's the best Cruz? Did I forget any others? And as a follow up, who would make the best President?


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