| "Imagine" me as president |
Nelson Cruz: Outfielder on the Mariners. Got caught for PEDs at the end of 2013, signed a one-year pillow contract with the Orioles and slugged 40 homers earning him a $57 million deal with the Mariners. Known for bad defense (especially in the World Series), homers, PEDs and the nonchalance-ness that front offices show for getting caught.
| I got it! |
Penelope Cruz: Spanish actress. Known for her assets, involvement with Tom Cruise and now Javier Bardem and a slew of good but not great movies. Sahara was fun though.
| I upgraded to Bardem from Cruise. #winning |
Victor Cruz: Wide Receiver on the Giants who unfortunately tore his patellar tendon last year. Known for catching Eli Manning bombs and salsa dancing immediately after.
| Can Odell do this? |
So, I'll let you decide - who's the best Cruz? Did I forget any others? And as a follow up, who would make the best President?
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