Say It Aint So, Derek

The always reliable New York Post reports that Derek Jeter and actress Minka Kelly are secretly engaged. If it's true does that mean Arod and Khud will get engaged so Arod can one up Jeter? He shouldn't try though because this:


Is much better than this:


Arod can have the records, Cap'n Jetes will take the rings and girls and so would you. If this news is to be true, let's recap the ladies that have been linked with Jeter:

• Mariah Carey: Jeter banged it before she went crazy!
  
• Lara Dutta: Legit hot, I looked her up, I advise you do the same.
  
• Jordana Brewster: Fast and/or Furious always equals hot chicks.
  
• Adriana Lima: Amazing, I just felt it move.
  
• Vanessa Minnillo: Nick Lachey and you all would love to have Jeter's leftovers.
  
• Jessica Alba: No comment necessary.
  
• Vida Guerra: Have to say I thought Jeter had more class than this, but you can't blame him.
  
• Scarlett Johannson: Sssssssick.
  
• Jessica Biel: Ssssssick x2.
• Minka Kelly: If Jeter could go through all the ladies above and decide to slow down with her, I'm not going to be the one to criticize him.
  

A couple of days ago I talked about how Jeter will likely go down as the 2nd best shortstop of all time and in all seriousness the list above is more impressive than anything he's done on the field. Is it harder to hit 600 homers or date Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, and Scarlett Johannson? Tough question, I think you know the answer.